What I have done today:
Woke up at 12 noon, then 1, then 2.
Out of bed at 2.
Ate a thick slice of crusty Italian Bread with Nutella on it.
Ate a banana.
Ate a "Sweet and Salty" Almond-butter granola candy bar.
Ate a thick slice of crusty Italian Bread with Nutella on it.
Looked over emails, read my favourite blogs, sent out replies and job applications while listening to/watching "Zeitgeist."
Eventually became annoyed with inconsistencies in Zeitgeist and began to google quotes and personages listed in the flim.
Ate a thick slice of crusty Italian Bread with Nutella on it.
Got naked, had a shower, listened to Bach (in quick succession/concurrent time).
And then I realized "hey you haven't started that blog yet."
Ate a thick slice of crusty Italian Bread with Nutella on it.
So here it is gentlemen, and the occasional lady, my foray into the blogosphere.
Originally intended to serve as an unsolicited advice column for decent (guys who want relationships, not just to get laid) heterosexual men who were having trouble meeting women this blog will still centre around that theme, and will occasionally veer left and right as my whimsy takes me.
Today, however, let us stick to the original plan.
Now that you've read over my day's events leading up to now, how many men reading this be they students, unemployed, or alternatively employed know with personal experience the day that I have had?
Too many of you I am sure.
And this is my point: staying inside, eating garbage food, watching innacurate and misleading conspiracy-oriented movies will not ever introduce you to a fabulous partner. How would I know since I spent my day this way? Because I have a fabulous partner, and I spent my day this way because I am currently looking for a job in a new city and so I have time to stay at home, read blogs, watch conspiracy-theory movies, and then fact-check them and deem them to be giant steeming piles of crap.
Why do I need to harp on this? Because it does a macroscopic disservice to men everywhere. Look here's how it is: people who are concerned with conspiracies generally don't have any money, don't have much of a life, and don't get laid by beautiful (personality and looks) women.
Whereas men with money control things, have very busy lives, operate as part of the occasional or even frequent conspiracy that earns them more money (and that you will never find out about because two business guys screwing over another business guy and his employees doesn't affect you), and they get laid by beautifu or heartless or even hired women whenever they damn well please.
Information is valuable only if leads to action. Bearing witness is useful in healing those who have been victimised, but do not equate knowledge or bearing witness with justice, for they are not connected.
Similarly, you "knowing what really happened on 9/11" is totally impossible and will help you become paranoid and not help you meet girls. You going to law school, then graduate law school, then becoming a pro-bono attorney in class action suits against the government or fact-finding suits with the freedom of information act, or even just becoming a rich fat cat and making your own publicity for your own movies about government injustice, will help you meet girls, and will help you discover the "truth."
Being a musician or an actor or an acrobat will get you girls in their teens-to-early twenties, being successful musician or actor or acrobat will get you some women in your own age range. Being amateur at any of these will restrict you to the early-teens and twenties girls and will eventually restrict you to those girls who aren't married by 37 and who spend all their time in bars hoping to meet the drunken "Mr. Right." Conversely, going to school for business, learning how to run a business and then opening your own bar where the musicians, actors, acrobats, and women can all converge will keep you in the loop, make you $5 on every drink they drink and at the end of the day help you meet any woman you want.
My point today boys? Go out and do something with your lives if you want to meet girls. Staying at home surfing the net for "hot chicks in your area looking to get laid tonight" just isn't going to help you in your quest. And besides, then you'd have to clean the crumbs off the counter, buy groceries other than bananas, bread, and nutella, and watch movies like "Under the Tuscan Sun" instead of "Zeitgeist."
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